!!!ATTENTION!!!
THIS IS VRILLION, SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF THE ASHTAR GALACTIC COMMAND
AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME TO YOU HUMANS OF EARTH A MESSAGE OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE
MAY THIS MESSAGE FIND YOU IN PEACE AND LOVE
AND GUIDE YOU ALL TO TRUTH AND HAPPINESS IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR
THAT MESSAGE IS......
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ADOLF "HALF EMPTY NUTSACK" HITLER.
THAT IS ALL.
-V
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